Day 37-Stairs that Lead Nowhere

Dear UNL,

We are the stairs that don't lead anywhere, 

we just lead you down to a dead end.  

If you ask us, why we don't lead anywhere, 

We'll just tell you, we don't lead to anywhere.

well I've never led to Greenland


and I've never led to Denver


I've never led to treasure in ST Louie or ST Paul


and I've never led to Moscow


and I've never led to Tampa


and I've never led to Boston in the fall

We are the stairs that don't lead anywhere, 

we just lead you down to a dead end.  

If you ask us, why we don't lead anywhere, 

We'll just tell you, we don't lead to anywhere.

and I've never tripped a student

and I've never swabbed the landing

and I've never veered to the right, because I don’t go anywhere at all

and I've never been a gang plank

and I've never owned a teacher

and I've never led to Boston in the fall

We are the stairs that don't lead anywhere, 

we just lead you down to a dead end.  

If you ask us, why we don't lead anywhere, 

We'll just tell you, we don't lead to anywhere.

I've never plucked a rooster

and I am not too good at ping-pong

and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall

and I've never kissed a Husker,

and I've never gotten head lice

and I have never led to Boston in the fall

We are the stairs that don't lead anywhere, 

we just lead you down to a dead end.   

If you ask us, why we don't lead anywhere, 

We'll just tell you, we don't lead to anywhere.  

and I've never licked a football

and I've always sniffed a stinky shoe

and I've never painted Daisies on a big red rubber ball

and I've never bathed in anything

and I don't look good in leggings

and I've never led to Boston in the fall

We are the stairs that don't lead anywhere, 

we just lead you down to a dead end.  

If you ask us, why we don't lead anywhere, 

We'll just tell you, we don't lead to anywhere.

We’d like to take this moment to thank Veggie Tales.  Students and professors alike, take time out of your day to sing silly songs with barney and killa.

Stay classy UNL, we will always love you!

Sincerely,

barney and killa