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Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Day 38 Love Library

Dear UNL,

     Husker Nation, let's reminisce about the main library here on UNL's campus.  Love library.  The library in question is one of the many surprises.

     First of all, in order to find your way around Love Library, one would need a Marauder's Map, courtesy of Harry Potter.  There are so many twists, turns, ups, downs, secret passageways and dead ends, I'm surprised we made it out alive.  Our sense of direction isn't always fantastic and spending enough time in the small rooms of many books, you might possibly lose all sense of direction.  But have no fear, just walk out, keep your right hand on the wall, & you'll find your way out eventually.

     Secondly, there are many different books in the Library!  Yes, we know you are sitting there saying "DUH! Of course there are alot of books at the LIBRARY! " But bare with us.  Spend enough time in the somewhat scary rooms, where the shelving units seem to squeeze closer and closer as you mosey your way further into the recesses of the underbelly of the library, and you'll understand.  There are volumes upon volumes of old and current magazine's such as Reader's Digest, Time, and Life.  Magazines from as early as the 1860's.  It's holding a piece of history!  How awesome is that?!  We think it's pretty awesome.

     Thirdly, we are pretty sure that Moaning Myrtle lives in the women's bathroom in the basement of Love Library.  We are not even kidding.  We're so for real it's ridiculous.  So ridiculous, it's for real.  What other explanation is there when you are standing at the sink, no where near the toilets and a toilet at the opposite end of the bathroom flushes, and no one walks out.  Obviously Moaning Myrtle.  There's no other explanation.

     So, students, take an adventure.  Maybe even get a little lost and discover a bit of history while you're at it.  Stay classy, UNL.  We will always love you(and fear getting lost).

Sincerely,
killa & barney

3 comments:

  1. post it note number 8 was discovered today outside of canfield hall, in the paws of a husker cat that was writing on its back a diatribe and formal letter of complaint against the IANR for their controversial NebGuide that recommends shooting feral cats.

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  2. I love spreading the word, but let's not leave post-it notes outside where they get blown around and just become litter.

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  3. A diatribe, eh? That sounds pretty fascinating. We, for one, weren't aware the Husker cats were educated. Though, we suppose it makes sense, it being a university and all.




    That also true. Thank you for letting us know about that. We hadn't really thought about the post-its being blown away. We'll keep that in mind next time we spread the word! :D

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