Dear UNL,
As we were wandering into the city campus union one afternoon, we discovered a very special man. His name? Bartholomew. He was last seen on one specific cement block outside the union....and will probably still be there. He is dressed head to toe in black....including his skin. He has no feet, or fingers, and is missing a neck. If you see him, please let us know. We would like to add him to our work team.
Thanks ever so much! Stay classy, UNL. We will always love you(and look for Bartholomew).
Sincerely,
barney & killa
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