Dear UNL,
You are very smart to hire nice people to work in City Union eatery. More specifically, at sbarro, the Italian eatery. Yes, on a side note, we do love the word eatery. Eatery, eatery, eatery. Back to our letter of thanks. At the sbarro on City campus, is a very nice Assistant Manager named Anthony M.
Mr. Anthony M, YOU ROCK n ROLL!! Why does this Anthony M, "rock n roll", you might ask? We were strapped for cash. Ok, actually, barney was strapped for cash. More specifically, she thought she had $6.00 and killa was a team player and lent barney her last dollar in her possesion. So barney thought she had $7.00... and some change. Logical, right? Welll, turns out barney is stupid and she had one less dollar than she thought. But didn't realize this until after she had her food and drink cup and Mr. Anthony M had rung her up.
She goes to get her money for her total, $7.68. But alas, she only had $6 dollars and some change. Mr. Anthony M. (the rockstar) takes her money, not like a mugger.... that would be sad, and gives her the drink..... Wait for ittttt! FOR FREEEEEEE! Barney is forever indebted to Mr. Anthony M.
Mr. Anthony M. You get the "Awesomest, sbarro worker EVER" award. Stay classy, UNL. We will always love you! ( and Anthony M too... barney promised)
Sincerely,
killa & barney
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