Dear UNL,
Beware! The celebrity known as the Red/White blur can be seen SPRINTING through the commuter parking lot near Memorial Stadium. No, it is not Clark Kent, the Red/Blue Blur....it is none other than the Husker-Adidas clad Niles Paul. We have no idea the reason for his urgency through the parking lot, but we are sure it was very, very important. Like saving a life, or catching a stray football flying from Memorial Stadium.
Stay classy UNL, and...just be careful walking through the parking lots.
Sincerely,
barney & killa
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