Day 56- Sighted:Eric Martin Location: Red Mango

Dear UNL,

     We just thought we'd share our celebrity sighting of the day.

WHO: Eric Martin
WHERE: Red Mango

     At first, we weren't sure if it was him or not.... Then we realized his face matched the face on the "FREE MARTIN" posters at the football games.  Yes....football players do eat FROYO.  What a revelation.

     Stay classy, UNL.  We will always love you(and enjoy our random celebrity sightings.)

Sincerely,
killa & barney

P.S.  We did not mean for this to be creepy..... =D

Day 55-Twitter

Dear UNL,

You can now find us on T to the WITTER!!! Follow us, love us, and we will follow you too!
Find us by our username Dearunl!

Stay Classy UNL, We will always love you!

Sincerely,
barney and killa

Day 54- February 14, 2011

Dear UNL,

Happy Valentine's Day!  Happy Single Mingle!  Happy Single Awareness Day!  Happy Delicious Chocolate Day!

Eat chocolate to your heart's content.  It is delicious.  Stay classy, UNL.  We will always love you(and hope you don't end up in a chocolate coma or with a broken heart.)


Sincerely,
killa & barney

Day 53 - Disgusted.

Dear UNL,

     Once upon a time, in the not so distant past (say 8 o'clock this morning), we saw a child skipping/sliding through the snow singing this song. And...he had a lisp.
       
     Not to say we descrinimate against lisps, we just thought we should share.

Great green globths sof greathy, grimy gopher gutths
mutilated monkey meat
chopped up baby parakeet
with sthixteen eyeballth rolling down the sthtreet

Great green globths of greathy, grimy gopher gutths
mutilated monkey meat
dirty little birdy feet
french fried eyeballths boiled in a bowl of blood

Great green globths of greathy, grimy gopher gutths
mutilated monkey meat
hortheths head and piggy feet
sthcab sthandwich with puths on top
monkey eyeballths and camel sthnot

Great green globths of greathy, grimy gopher gutths
mutilated monkey meat
charbroiled turkey feet
one pint jar of all purpothe porpoithe puths
and I forgot my sthpoon.

What a horrible child.

Stay classy UNL.  We will always love you (and the deranged children we find on campus)

Sincerely,
barney & killa

P.S. If you can translate this, please leave us a comment.

Day 52-Solar Powered Trash Compactor

Dear UNL,

     Open your eyes and feast them on an object of magical goodness.  Not only is it glamarous, it is saving the environment one piece of trash at a time.  No, silly college children.  It's not a trash hoarding squirrel.  Or Oscar the Grouch in sumo wrestler form.  Wait.....  Oscar the Grouch in sumo wrestling form?  Nah, it couldn't be.... or could it?

     No, our dear friends, it is a SOLAR POWERED TRASH COMPACTER! Yes, UNL has OFFICIALLY become technologically advanced.  Open the cute little black door and pop your trash in.  Wait for morning and VOILA!  Trash has been compacted.

     We have never actually witnessed this phenomena, but we believe this is how it works. You see, there are these little solar panels, black they are.  And when the sun shines down on them, they store the electricity.  Ok, no, not really.  UNL just wants you to think we are technologically advanced.  Actually we have thoughts that the campus is capturing squirrels and forcing them to work in the trash compactors.

     Until we have further proof, please do not march up to the administration and demand they let the squirrels go free.  Stay classy, UNL.  We will always love you(and not condone sforced squirrel labor).

S.ave our

Q.uirky

U.ndeniably

I.rresitable

R.ambunctionsly

R.adtasticly

E.xistentially

L.ovable

S.quirrels.

Sincerely,

killa & barney

Day 52-Nebraska Football Tradition - 2009

Dear UNL,

     This video is a great show of what Husker football means to Nebraska.  We are sure you are already aware of that but we wated to share.  Enjoy!  Stay classy, UNL.  We will always love you(and traditon)!

Sincerely,
killa & barney

Day 51-Spilled Malt

Dear UNL,

     We were walking around campus one day when we saw this.  We're not going to lie, it did want to make us cry.  Just look at the picture.  An ENTIRE malt/milkshake.... spilled on the asphalt.  Who in their right mind; 1. spills a milkshake/malt, and 2. ESPCIALLY IF IT'S FROM SONIC?!?!   That is just getting away with murder! 

     It was saddening to see how wasteful who ever the owner of this was.  We don't spill malts on campus. That is against the rules. Who wants to see spillage?  So, please tell everyone to be careful..... we want to keep all the malts/milkshakes safe. Stay classy, UNL.  We will always love you(and wish you didn't have butterfingers).

Sincerely,
killa &