Day 53 - Disgusted.

Dear UNL,

     Once upon a time, in the not so distant past (say 8 o'clock this morning), we saw a child skipping/sliding through the snow singing this song. And...he had a lisp.
       
     Not to say we descrinimate against lisps, we just thought we should share.

Great green globths sof greathy, grimy gopher gutths
mutilated monkey meat
chopped up baby parakeet
with sthixteen eyeballth rolling down the sthtreet

Great green globths of greathy, grimy gopher gutths
mutilated monkey meat
dirty little birdy feet
french fried eyeballths boiled in a bowl of blood

Great green globths of greathy, grimy gopher gutths
mutilated monkey meat
hortheths head and piggy feet
sthcab sthandwich with puths on top
monkey eyeballths and camel sthnot

Great green globths of greathy, grimy gopher gutths
mutilated monkey meat
charbroiled turkey feet
one pint jar of all purpothe porpoithe puths
and I forgot my sthpoon.

What a horrible child.

Stay classy UNL.  We will always love you (and the deranged children we find on campus)

Sincerely,
barney & killa

P.S. If you can translate this, please leave us a comment.