Dear UNL,
This is not so much a letter to ya'll, but a shout-out to some of our favorite campus celebrities. (Granted, everyone can still read it, and enjoy some of the triumphs (and failures...) of the campus elite)
1. The first shout out goes to Alonzo Whaley. Thank you for being the FIRST courteous football star we have encountered on campus. Killa was very appreciative of how you held the door for her walking into class, even though she was at least 30 feet away. It was a very polite gesture, and we are proud of you!! Thanks Alonzo! You are our new favorite player, just because you are so polite!
2. And now...to pick on him yet again....Niles Paul. Please Niles, DO NOT...I repeat DO NOT follow Dejon Gomes when he jaywalks. Ok?!?!? Especially while texting, man...PLEASE! As funny as it was to watch you scream like a little girl as you almost got hit by a truck; the Huskers need you, so please don't do it again! You know how you run so fast on the field? Please use that skill when avoiding traffic next time.
3. Adi Kunalic, Dejon Gomes, Niles Paul, and your friends...
We know you guys are celebrities. (and we love seeing you guys around campus) Duh. But please do not act like the "plastics" from Mean Girls (we mean this in the nicest possible sense); walking side by side down the sidewalk, blocking anyone from passing you. And if you insist on doing this...please walk at a faster pace than that of a turtle. We have seen you on the football field, we know you can move fast. Some of us are not going to the NFL, and actually need to get to class to make something of ourselves in the future.
Stay classy UNL! We will always love you (and the entertainment/occasional courtesy your football players bring)
Sincerely,
barney and killa
This is not so much a letter to ya'll, but a shout-out to some of our favorite campus celebrities. (Granted, everyone can still read it, and enjoy some of the triumphs (and failures...) of the campus elite)
1. The first shout out goes to Alonzo Whaley. Thank you for being the FIRST courteous football star we have encountered on campus. Killa was very appreciative of how you held the door for her walking into class, even though she was at least 30 feet away. It was a very polite gesture, and we are proud of you!! Thanks Alonzo! You are our new favorite player, just because you are so polite!
2. And now...to pick on him yet again....Niles Paul. Please Niles, DO NOT...I repeat DO NOT follow Dejon Gomes when he jaywalks. Ok?!?!? Especially while texting, man...PLEASE! As funny as it was to watch you scream like a little girl as you almost got hit by a truck; the Huskers need you, so please don't do it again! You know how you run so fast on the field? Please use that skill when avoiding traffic next time.
3. Adi Kunalic, Dejon Gomes, Niles Paul, and your friends...
We know you guys are celebrities. (and we love seeing you guys around campus) Duh. But please do not act like the "plastics" from Mean Girls (we mean this in the nicest possible sense); walking side by side down the sidewalk, blocking anyone from passing you. And if you insist on doing this...please walk at a faster pace than that of a turtle. We have seen you on the football field, we know you can move fast. Some of us are not going to the NFL, and actually need to get to class to make something of ourselves in the future.
Stay classy UNL! We will always love you (and the entertainment/occasional courtesy your football players bring)
Sincerely,
barney and killa
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