Day 4- What is with the STARING?!

Dear UNL

     Pheromones: Substance released in minute amounts by an animal that causes a specific response when detected by another animal. (Webster's Dictionary)

     Mean-amones: A chemical emitted that triggers evil glares from random girls, due to jealousy and rage; source of chemical....unknown.  (killa's brilliant mind)

     Those two little words up there have been on our minds for quite some time.  We don't really know what it is about UNL, or rather Lincoln females in general, but those blasted, bloody "Mean-amones" are out to get us.  We mean, yeah sure, everyone has a few stalkers, right?  But females that (some of them, anyway) glare at you with open hatred every time you see them?!?!  There is definitely something wrong with that.

     It all started back in September, we want to say, of our first year.  The crazy girl in the Dairy Store who decided she was going to watch us the whole time she was eating.  If barney got up to go get something, her dagger shooting eyes were following, throwing harpoons at her back.  Even killa had no idea what was going on.  Did either of us know that girl?  No, not in any way what so ever... Did that stop the crazy, psychopathic girl?  Not in the slightest.  We wish we could say it stops here.... That was our only crazy lady.

     Thaaat would make it much to easy, dear UNL.  Since then we've each racked up at least 7 or 8 people who are consistent.... and millions and millions of random females who feel it best to glare the heck out of us.  Now, don't get into a tizzy.  If we had done something completely and utterly awesome, something that everyone would be jealous of, then we'd understand completely.  But that's the problem. We have no idea what we did that has garnered us this , to put it plainly, unwanted attention.  We wish we had something to stop it as well.  Magic powers, shields, mustard gas...maybe even a mean-amone sniffing dragon. 

     We don't understand and wish you could shed some light onto the situation.  It's really starting to get us down. But don't get us wrong.  We still love you!  Stay classy, UNL! 

Sincerely,
killa & barney