We are very disappointed in you, today. Now before you say everyone in the state of Nebraska is sad and upset, let us explain why. Yes, we know we lost the game today, but what went on at the game is what we would like to ...talk about.
First of all, the student section at the football games are uber packed, just in case you didn't know. Let's sure hope that whoever is sitting in those particular sections are not claustrophobic. Everyone attending as a student will have to be ok with their "personal bubble" being somewhat poked and prodded. We are all one big happy family for the 4 hours of the game.
Secondly, you should probably teach your students the meaning of respect. Even if it means singing Aretha Franklin over and over and over again until they get the picture. Sure! It's all fine and dandy to cheer for your team. Who doesn't want their team to beat the other one? But that doesn't mean that our student fans need to yell obscenities to the other team before the game even starts.
When the game is going, please don't yell about how Niles Paul "needs to loose his scholarship" or how they need to "run the flippin' dog bat ball". (Now please understand, at the moment, we are substituting some not so lovely words with others. We don't want to offend our followig.) Yeah, get into the game. That's part of what makes football so awesome! You can get into the game and sometimes, it's like you're right on the field, in the middle of all the action.
But we shake our heads in disappointment, as we turn to look at those students who are being immature and stupid in the stands. Yeah, this particular game was not our shining moment. But we doubt if those particuar students had been on the field instead of the current players, it would have been more of a mess up. Niles Paul does not need to loose his scholarship and we did run the ball a little. So stop your stupid students, who are screaming about how they are "so angry they're gonna kick puppies. Even babies, it they're ugly.". We don't want to hear that and neither does anyone else in the stands. Shut your foul potty mouth and stop using the F-bomb against every Husker play. Grow up.
UNL, it makes us sad when we hear other student fans wishing that the Texas cheerleaders would break their arms and how they are ashamed to be Cornhuskers. It reflects badly on those students (like us) who like the enjoy the game in a ...shall we say healthy? way. We're just as sad as those students, but we can watch the game with respect for the other team. In fact, we don't clap and cheer when a Texas player is hurt or boo when said player finally gets up to walk, or in his case, hobble, off the field. Thankfully, there were other students in our section today who had enough of his trash talk and had said some stuff to him, that shut him up, at least temporarily.
Now, Texas has some rude moments of their own. First of all, if the HUSKER MARCHING BAND is playing the UNL Fight Song, TEXAS BAND! STOP PLAYING OVER US! We don't do that to you! There is no reason to try and out play the UNL fight song. Especially if you guys are winning, dumb dumbs. And to be the Texas Football player who "threw the bones" after he tackled the Husker player? Yeah, so not cool. The Cornhusker Defensive line and fans can throw the bones. Just us and ONLY us. Got it? Good.
Yes, we admit this game was depressing and Mr. Eric Hagg gave us some false hope. But all in all, it could have been worse. Stay classy, UNL and clean up your act. We will always hate student fans like those (and hopefully love you). GO HUSKERS!
Sincerely,
killa & barney
