Day 50-Snowpants ona Balmy day

Dear UNL,

     Please tell us why these people are dressed in snow suits.... when it's warmer than 75 degrees outside?!  We belived we missed a memo.  We mean, is this like the "MC Hammer Parachute Pants" thing that was going on for a little bit....back when America was lost about general fashion?  We don't really want to see other people walking around in snow suits in the dead of summer! 

     These people must be from somewhere REAAAAALLLY hot\warm if they think it's cold enough for snow pants.  Though, now that we think about it, where would they get snow pants, or why would they  have snow pants, if they hail from a place where 75 degrees is cold.  That was the part that really kind of stumped us.  Did they borrow them?  Or possibly *steal* them.  We hope not.

     Please keep us updated on the current, plausible fashion trends.  Stay classy, UNL.  We will always love you(and wonder about the people who chose strange clothing).  

Sincerely,

killa & barney

Day 18- Nebraskan Layers Part 2

Dear UNL,

     We've come to a conclusion.  First of all, we are guilty of the 17 layers, ourselves.  Secondly, the weather lately is the reason we comply to such craziness!  We have learned that UNL students wear 17 layers because when they wake up, its 40 degrees!  We move on in the day and (the same day, might we add) it's 85 degrees!  Unless you feel like changing your entire outfit 13 times a day, this is the only reasonable solution.

Sincerely,
barney & killa

Day 9- Clothing

Dear UNL,

     Did everyone lose the ability to dress themselves after high school? Seriously. We have never seen more clothing catastrophies than walking around city campus, UNL.  Since when is the "Cowgirl-gangsta-chic" look in?  Yes my friends, we have seen several who are sporting this new trend.  One cowboy boot pulled up and the other cowboy boot slouched down.  Oh, did we mention these were suede cowboy boots?

     If you are a guy, shorty-shorts are a no no.  However, if you are upwards of 60 years of age.....DEFINITELY a NO-to-the-NO, absolutely, no way in all that is zombie.

     Buuuuuuut....Fashion kill of the week (or to those of our followers who are on the elite side of things, faux paux) goes to, drumroll please...LEGGINGS AS PANTS!  Yup, you read right.  We have actually witnessed this phenomenon several times at UNL.  WHO COULD POSSIBLY THINK THIS IS ATTRACTIVE? 

     Please UNL, for our sake....wear pants.  *Sigh*  Stay classy, UNL.  We will always love you (and hate leggings as pants).

Sincerely,
barney & killa