Day 32 - Union Creepers?

Dear UNL,

We were very concerned tonight sitting in the union, causally minding our own business eating some banana chocolate chip ice cream from the dairy store.  You see, there were 4 hooded figures in all red monk-esque robes walking through the union in a straight line; if we didn't know better, we would have said they were the Dementors themselves....

Not only did they walk creepily in a straight line with their hoods drawn, but they were glaring at any and all passers-by.  We just tried to avoid looking at their eyes.............

Stay classy UNL.  We will always love you! (But will be mortally terrified of your hooded figures...)

Sincerely,
barney and killa

Day 28- Creeper at UNL Rec Center C/O UNL

Dear Creeper,

Please do not stare openly at us while we work on the total body circuit. It's quite unnerving and very, very creepy. Just because we are in your direct line of vision, doesn't mean we want to be the object of your interest. There are TV's by you. WATCH THEM! Contrary to popular belief, we do not come to the Rec Center to be gawked at, stared at, leered at, or even laughed at (though, we didn't see you doing that....at least openly). Are we at the ZOO?! No, so if you're going to look, look quick and look away. We caught you and then it got awkward.

K thanksbye! Stay classy, UNL. We will always love you (and watch out for creepers at the Rec).

Sincerely,
killa & barney