Dear UNL,
Here on campus there is this certain person. This person wears HUMUNGO Nike Shock shoes. The reason we are bringing this up is because everywhere we go.... we notice these shoe prints. IN THE EXACT SAME PATH WE ARE TAKING! Now we aren't sure if this is a guy or a girl. But we think it must be a guy since the shoes are so HUGE!
And by huge, we don't just mean belonging to your average football player, or basketball star. No....we are referring to none other than the BIGFOOT of nike shocks at UNL. He gives us great amusement and entertainment. killa gets to watch as barney makes a fool of themselves and attempts to walk in bigfoot's "footprints". However, this only works in the snow...and barney imagines the footprints in the summer sometimes.....we are a bit concerned.
We wish we knew who left these footprints. Sometimes, during class or walking on campus, barney finds themselves looking at anyone who wears Nike Shocks and measuring up to the footprints. But, alas. we have yet to find Bigfoot.
If you ever happen to find this person, please contact us at dearunl.blogspot.com. There will be a reward.
Stay classy UNL, we will always love you!
Sincerely,
barney and killa
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